I suppose if there would ever be a way to make a joke about a wheelchair this would be it.
This isn’t funny, you say? Why would July to me?
This sportscaster made 41 Seinfeld references within his sportscast.
Burning Man is an event held in the Northern Nevada desert. It is touted as an art event where attendees decide it’s real meaning and why they are there. And to end the week long drunken orgy, if that’s what you decide it is, they burn a wooden man in effigy. I could go on about the, pagan, humanistic, hedonistic, self-invloved, loving, individualistic festival, but let’s just not go there and enjoy a very cool drone video of the week-long event by day…
I could almost cry.
Today I closed the deal on my first two pre-war, skip-toothed bikes.
Here they are all tucked in for the night in their new home… My garage.
These are the same two honeys I mentioned here. I answered their call.
The blue one happens to be a Hiawatha, the same brand as that original bike that broke my heart and went to be with another.
Now the fun begins. Restoration.
After a very long Craigslist dry spell, the cool pre-war bicycles are coming out again. Since my initial heartbreak I’ve been discouragingly patient. Or put another way, pouty.
So tonight I found these babies.
Not a bad pre-war Elgin. So, so.
Here is a real beauty. A pre-war Hiawatha. WITH HORN TANK! Very rare.
Neither have chain guards but not a deal breaker. I need to take a little trip tomorrow but I hope to finally have scored.
Snapped this pic tonight at Barnes and Noble, yeah, these two people are together, but they are not in Vegas. They are strutting their stuff in a book store in a sleepy midwestern city. BTW, her underwear is red too, plainly visible from the other side, at times. Hence his proud gaze.
So, what exactly is going on here we can only guess, but here are a few.
1. This guy’s sister lost a bet.
2. They are auditioning for their own reality show about an illiterate, robot super girl and her pawn shop worker boy friend who are trapped and surrounded by these stacks of bound paper thingies with lots of little letters on them.
3. An attractive young lady who’s Daddy didn’t pay enough attention to her, feels the need to please anyone of the opposite sex that is willing to give her just a tiny bit of attention, positive or negative, mostly negative and after the latest object of her affection, who needs to have a story for his drinking buddies the next evening and believes everything his pants tell him and thinks Miley Cyrus will never really love him, promises to take her to a nice dinner at On The Border with fresh guacamole made right at their table and a mango Margarita, manipulates her into ordering a skanky red half dress from YouNeedThisDressHo.com after feeding her insecurities by telling her she would look so hot in it, just like that hot chic on the site, and wants to get his money’s worth by having her walk ahead of him up and down every book isle while he and his hormones have a visual planning meeting for later tonight.
I vote 3.
Now after that you may be judging me for being too judgmental probably more so than you are judging this couple. And that’s fine, but unbeknownst to me, my wife took this picture while I was reading this.
I’m really not much of a science fiction kinda guy. I adore Star Wars but what human doesn’t?
I have noticed a formula of taking two unlike things and combining them can make YouTube videos quite extraordinary.
So for instance, take the serious nature of a good Si Fi story and combine it with, well how shall I put this, drunk people. What do you then get?
Pretty sure I know who should star in the next installment. It should be called, “Return of the Blendri.”
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