… and it’s ugly.
Yep Bulldozing. It’s the new Quan. Wear it loud and proud corporate america.
That’s how you get things done, ya know? Got an inch? Snatch that territory from your fellow co-worker like taking a lit match from a pyro toddler. Just make sure you write a procedure for it. Cause once it’s on paper, it’s a license.
What ever happened to team work? Remember, there’s no “I” in it? Team building. Team retreats. Team luncheons. Team exercises. Team T shirts. Team meetings. Team charity work. Team therapy. Team challenges. Team ball teams. Party planning teams. Team hugs. Human pyramid teams. Team piercings. Team Planking. Team hand fishing. Team puppeting. Team bigfoot worshipping.
Nope not anymore.
TEAM spelled backwards is MEAT. As in dead.
And Mean is out. Too messy.
Back stabbing? Too many witnesses.
Gossip? Not effective anymore.
Retaliation? Jurys love that.
Harrassment? Cell phone cams.
But ignoring someone while running over and crunching their proverbial carcass is sweet poetry.
It’s all good, because greed is too.
